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Created: 2022-03-29. Last updated: 2022-03-29.
- Cars have windows and can move. Houses have windows and can't move. So it's not the windows that make the car go, it's something else entirely.
- this is what ancient greek philosophy is like
- Diogenes driving a mobile home into the symposium to ruin Plato's day.
- "Behold, a van!"
- (wakes up at reasonable hour) (stays in bed for two more hours)
- (goes to bed at a reasonable hour) (stays awake for two more hours)
>kill a wild boar
>it drops 3 coins
where do the coins come from?
kow this is meant for a dog, but same
My personality: I AM VERY SHY BUT I AM VERY FOOD MOTIVATED SO I AM JUST A FEW TREATS AWAY FROM BEING YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND