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Created: 2022-03-29. Last updated: 2022-03-29.

Cars have windows and can move. Houses have windows and can't move. So it's not the windows that make the car go, it's something else entirely.
this is what ancient greek philosophy is like
Diogenes driving a mobile home into the symposium to ruin Plato's day.
"Behold, a van!"

>kill a wild boar
>it drops 3 coins
where do the coins come from?

piggy bank

kow this is meant for a dog, but same

My personality: I AM VERY SHY BUT I AM VERY FOOD MOTIVATED SO I AM JUST A FEW TREATS AWAY FROM BEING YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND