I’m so fucking horny for art hoes. I want to fuck a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to ravage a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcat bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad choker-wearing slutty wiccan minx say “yikes”, “y’all” or “big mood” I think I’ll explode. I want to finger an art hoe through her overalls while I pretend to be interested in her talking about Van Gogh and Arctic Monkeys.