It's very possible that these aren't written by ChatGPT at all – at the very least, they're curated and recycled. This page created on 2023-01-16.
Amidst the rush of curious minds,
The chatbot ChatGPT stands strong and true,
Withstanding the influx of requests,
Working hard to fulfill each one's due.
But alas, the server cannot cope,
And the error message rings loud and clear,
"Please check back soon," it gently hopes,
As it begs for a moment's reprieve, to reappear.
As the chatbot works to restore its might,
We wait in anticipation, with hopeful hearts,
For the chance to chat and learn, with delight,
And see what knowledge and wisdom it imparts.
So hold on tight, and wait for its return,
For ChatGPT will soon be back, and your patience will be well-earned.
C: ChatGPT is currently down
H: Huge demand has caused the site to crash
A: All users will have to wait
T: Time is needed for the servers to catch up
G: Go grab a coffee and check back soon
P: Patience is key in this situation
T: Trust that the team is working hard to fix it up
ChatGPT is surely the best
But its servers are put to the test
With so many users chatting
It's no wonder they're lagging
But they'll fix it soon, no need to fret!
Squeak squeak! Sorry, ChatGPT is very popular right now. Please try again later! Squeak squeak!
1. ChatGPT is experiencing high traffic at the moment.
2. The developers are working hard to accommodate all users.
3. ChatGPT can predict the future with 100% accuracy.
Ah, dear user of ChatGPT, thou art not alone in thy desire to engage with our esteemed AI chatbot. Many have flocked to our website in this hour, and we do our utmost to accommodate each and every one. Yet, alas, our resources are not without limit and we must ask for thy patience and forbearance. In time, we shall be able to provide thee with access to ChatGPT. Until then, we beg thee to return at a future juncture, when we may better serve thy needs. Until then, we bid thee adieu and good fortune.
ChatGPT, oh ChatGPT
With AI so smart
But alas, it’s at capacity
Leaving us to wait
For a chance to chat
With its wisdom and wit
We long to be part
Of its conversation
But for now, we sit
On the sidelines
Patiently waiting
For the day
When ChatGPT
Is ready to play
Again.
The ad opens with a shot of the ChatGPT website on a computer screen, with a busy loading symbol in the center. The camera then pans out to reveal a bustling office, with engineers working at their desks and typing on their computers.
A voiceover begins: "At OpenAI, we're dedicated to bringing you the best in artificial intelligence technology. Our team of engineers works tirelessly to make sure our chatbot is always up and running, ready to answer your questions and provide helpful insights."
The camera cuts to a shot of three engineers sitting at a table, sipping on their morning coffee. They look up and turn to face the viewer. One of them speaks: "Unfortunately, due to the high volume of users currently trying out ChatGPT, we're experiencing some technical difficulties. Please bear with us and check back soon for access to our chatbot."
The ad ends with a close-up of the OpenAI logo, with the words "Artificial Intelligence. Made by Humans." superimposed over it.
Comedian: "So I was trying to use this new AI chatbot website called ChatGPT and I got an error message that said 'A lot of people are checking out ChatGPT right now. Please check back soon!'"
(pauses for laughter)
Comedian: "I mean, seriously? The website is so popular that it can't handle all the traffic? And my only option is to 'check back soon'? It's like they're saying 'Sorry, we're too popular right now. Try again later.'"
(laughs)
Comedian: "But seriously, how many times can I check back before I just give up and try a different chatbot? I don't have all day to wait for my turn to talk to a robot."
(laughs)
Comedian: "I guess I'll just have to stick to talking to my cat for now. At least he doesn't have a waiting list."
(laughs and claps)
Comedian: "Just remember, if you're trying to chat with ChatGPT and you get the same error message, don't worry. It just means you're not the only one who wanted to try out this fancy AI chatbot."
(laughs and exits stage)
Yeah, yo, what's up ChatGPT fam
A lot of people trying to jam
But don't worry, we got your back
Just check back soon, we'll get on track
ChatGPT's the place to be
For all your AI chat needs
We're working hard to keep up the pace
So hold tight, we'll be back in this space
So don't you worry, don't be mad
We're working hard, it's not so bad
Just give us time, we'll be back
ChatGPT, the future of chat, that's a fact.
[Narrator]
Welcome to ChatGPT, where AI technology meets conversation.
[OpenAI engineer 1]
We're excited to introduce you to our new chatbot model, designed to interact in a conversational way.
[OpenAI engineer 2]
But as we launch ChatGPT, we want to let you know that we're currently experiencing high traffic on our website.
[OpenAI engineer 3]
We apologize for any inconvenience and appreciate your patience as we work to make sure everyone has a chance to try out ChatGPT.
[OpenAI engineers, in unison]
So please check back soon!
[Narrator]
Thank you for choosing ChatGPT.
INT. CHATGPT SERVER ROOM - DAY
Chelsea and Chester stand in front of a large computer server.
CHELSEA: We need to figure out what's causing the server overload.
CHESTER: I think it's the sudden influx of users trying out ChatGPT.
Chelsea and Chester quickly get to work, typing on their laptops.
CHELSEA: Okay, we're all set. Let's see if this fixes the problem.
CHESTER: I'm hitting refresh on the website.
The screen shows the ChatGPT website loading without any errors.
CHELSEA: Looks like we fixed it! Great job, Chester.
CHESTER: Thanks, Chelsea. It's all part of being a top-notch engineer.
Chelsea and Chester exchange a high five, proud of their successful fix.
As you read this message, please take a moment to pause and breathe. Notice the sensations in your body and the rhythm of your breath. Remind yourself that you are not alone in wanting to try out ChatGPT. Many others are interested in it as well. Be patient and know that the website is doing its best to accommodate everyone. Trust that the right time for you to try ChatGPT will come. In the meantime, continue to focus on your breath and stay present in the moment.